My daughters always keep me on my toes. Here is a conversation I had with them the other night:
Me: Cakes, you can't wear that necklace to bed.
Sue Sue: You wear a ring to bed, why can't she wear a necklace?
Me: Necklaces can be dangerous when you're sleeping. Besides, this ring was a special gift from Daddy.
Cakes: When you got married?
Cakes: Why does Daddy wear a ring?
Me: He also got a ring when we were married.
Cakes: I thought boys were supposed to get skateboards when they get married.
Oh wait, it gets even better.
Roo: Where were we at your wedding?
Me: You weren't born yet.
Roo: We were at grandma's?
Me: No honey, you weren't even in my tummy.
Tortilla: Oh. Because we have to get married before we put babies in our tummies?
10 hours ago